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In a dazzling display of iron will and bureaucratic brilliance, the United States has begun deporting children who are American citizens.

In a dazzling display of iron will and bureaucratic brilliance, the United States has begun deporting children who are American citizens.


Trump announced plans to rename America to “Dogeland,” citing his deep admiration for man’s best friend and a desire to “Make America Bark Again.”

New owners have decided that it’s best to retire the old name and rebrand to a more honest and accurate name for the motel.

Once upon a time in a land not so far away, the elections rolled around again, and the nation was buzzing with excitement, confusion, and a sprinkle pf chaos

In the sprawling expanse of Mar-a-Lago, amidst the whispers of grandeur and echoes of history, lies a garden of untold farting.

Hard as it may be to believe, and let’s face it, MAGA won’t believe anything bad about him, Donald Trump once spoke about his infant daughter, Ivanka, referencing her potential “tits and ass” as she grew up.


Today, a New York judge found that the former president and his sons committed multiple counts of fraud and must divest of their businesses.

Officer Daniel Auderer, a 12-year veteran of the Seattle Police Department, has recently become a subject of concern for both residents and his colleagues. Multiple incidents have cast a shadow over his ability to effectively serve and protect the citizens of Seattle.

Awwww… Poor Mike Lindell. It’s hard when you’re a -professed Christian but you’ve been lying your ass off for years to support some treasonous rapist president too.


John Oliver is a true American, uh, British hero. Here he easily exposes the fraud that is Alex Jones in his usual hilarious way. Enjoy!

A friend recently posted a meme with Roger Waters in it, to which another friend replied “His politics are worse than Trump!”. Now, I know Roger Waters is not shy about his political views, but suffice it to say, I

It’s been about six months since wonderboy took office and he’s has plenty of time to expose the reality of who he is. As if we didn’t already know that. Month after month and week after week, it becomes more

I was listening to Donald Trump the other day and noticed something really amazing about him. He’s an asshole. Really. And I don’t mean an asshole in the sense that he’s doing things that I don’t like. Which he is.