Cubs Fan Scores Big When Governor Can’t Finish Ice Cream

A somewhat astonished Cubs fan was offered food by a passing stranger who turned out to be the nearly former governor of New Jersey. After having consumed a good portion of his 4th Super Sized Sundae, Christie decided it was time for some pizza instead. But rather than toss the mountain of ice cream remaining in his over-sized bowl, he offered what was left to a random fan by saying “You want some of this?”. The fan declined, however, and then ran up the stairs appearing to hold his stomach, and disappeared into the men’s room.

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Mueller Expanding Russia Collusion Probe To Include Trump Business Transactions

Former FBI Director Robert Mueller, who is leading the investigation into the Trump administration’s potential collusion with Russia during the 2016 Presidential Election, has announced that he will be expanding his prob to include potential violations of the law in Trump’s business dealing as well. This news comes on the heels of Trump’s direct threat against Mueller for doing that very thing only yesterday. Whether or not Mueller’s decision to expand the probe is response to Trump’s threat remains to be seen. However, there is no mistaking the timing.

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Almost Former Governor Of New Jersey Is Extremely Shy

Not Actually Governor Chris Christie On A Beach

Maybe you’ve been busy meditating and somehow missed the news about the nearly former governor of New Jersey languishing on a beach he had closed to the public? Well, even if so, let us bring you up to date and fill you in on what’s really going on. You’re going to read a lot of news stories and analysis on what the scandal-ridden and cast aside governor did, but it’s all wrong! We know the truth about the Mr Christie’s actual motivations and we’re here to set the record straight!

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