
On July 4th I Remember January 6th: A Toast to the Absurd
Julian Vance delivers a sharp, cynical critique of the 4th of July, juxtaposing the pageantry of Independence Day with the performative chaos of January 6th.

Julian Vance delivers a sharp, cynical critique of the 4th of July, juxtaposing the pageantry of Independence Day with the performative chaos of January 6th.

Beatrice Rossi exposes the cold reality of corporate ‘victories’ in the war of capital against the environment and the working class. A biting satirical post-mortem.

“Michelle Obama is a man!” screams one of the apes as it pounds its chest in some kind of primitive gesture of impotent power.

Chloe Sterling deconstructs the rotting corpse of the American Dream through a lens of Gen-Z nihilism, climate dread, and the absurdity of the attention economy.

Aris Vogel analyzes Trump’s Meet the Press storm-off using thermodynamics and climate science analogies to highlight the absurdity of modern political discourse.

The hippie dream of peace, love, and understanding is experiencing a modern resurgence in today’s sustainability and wellness movements.

Elara Chen deconstructs the Melania Trump ‘escort’ allegations revealing the transactional nature of the modern political machine.

Beatrice Rossi exposes the clinical reality of corporate personhood, stripping away the legal fictions that protect billionaire psychopathy and environmental extraction.

Former AI ethics lead Elara Chen exposes the hidden costs of AI, from predatory subscription models and GPU monopolies to the devastating environmental impact of LLMs.

Julian Vance deconstructs the theater of modern governance, questioning if humanity can transcend our current systemic mediocrity through a sharp, satirical lens.

Is the $1,776 billion slush fund real? Dive into our take on this massive fiscal claim, the legal hurdles, and why ‘Donny Boy’ can’t just spend a trillion dollars.

Why is California so polarizing? Explore the complex love-hate relationship with the Golden State, from high living costs to unparalleled natural beauty.

The Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program protects roughly 800,000 young undocumented immigrants from deportation by an Obama executive order. During his campaign, Trump promised to end DACA. In April, he indicated that people covered under the program had

We all pick up nicknames along the way. Some are based on something we always do, something we like far too much, and sometimes the nickname is based on notable characteristics or something we are famous or infamous for. Such

In a monotonous uninspiring and nasally voice with a condescending tone, the wife of a formerly gay man who went through conversion therapy and is now totally not gay any more, said she thinks that too many people are “afraid

Not Even Human was the name we chose for this blog in the wake of Donald Trump Jr’s assertion that those who oppose his father “Aren’t even people”. “Not Even Human” describes the way we feel as people who don’t

“Michelle Obama is a man!” screams one of the apes as it pounds its chest in some kind of primitive gesture of impotent power.

Former AI ethics lead Elara Chen exposes the hidden costs of AI, from predatory subscription models and GPU monopolies to the devastating environmental impact of LLMs.

Why is California so polarizing? Explore the complex love-hate relationship with the Golden State, from high living costs to unparalleled natural beauty.

Festering cunt Bari Weiss is on a mission to ‘Trumpify’ and destroy the iconic 60 Minutes news program.

In a dazzling display of iron will and bureaucratic brilliance, the United States has begun deporting children who are American citizens.

Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, has been in the news a lot lately for his controversial behavior and statements.

Transgender individuals are not asking for special treatment or privileges; they simply want to be able to live as their authentic selves without fear of persecution or harm.

The Ukraine conflict spotlights a stark reminder that war is a failure of humanity. Russia’s pure aggression is needless fear personified.