Baby Your A Rich Man Too!

Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price took trips this month on a private jet for official business in lieu of commercial flights.

First of all, full disclosure here, I’ve always wondered how political types in D.C, and elsewhere can get by travelling on commercial aircraft. I’ve always marveled at pictures people post of someone like Bernie Sanders sitting in the middle seat on some coach flight, in and among the masses. so to speak. And I don’t mean campaign travel. I mean official business. But that’s the way it is in Washington and elsewhere. When you’re spending the public’s money, fiscal responsibility matters. At least it’s supposed to. But for our new administration, this presents a lifestyle problem. You see, Donald Trump drained the swamp and then refilled it with all his super rich crony friends. They’re not used to going on commercial airlines and would never consider sitting with the common people like you and me.

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Cubs Fan Scores Big When Governor Can’t Finish Ice Cream

A somewhat astonished Cubs fan was offered food by a passing stranger who turned out to be the nearly former governor of New Jersey. After having consumed a good portion of his 4th Super Sized Sundae, Christie decided it was time for some pizza instead. But rather than toss the mountain of ice cream remaining in his over-sized bowl, he offered what was left to a random fan by saying “You want some of this?”. The fan declined, however, and then ran up the stairs appearing to hold his stomach, and disappeared into the men’s room.

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Formerly Gay Man’s “Wife” Says Racism Is Totally Cool Now

Formerly Gay Man's Wife
In a monotonous uninspiring and nasally voice with a condescending tone, the wife of a formerly gay man who went through conversion therapy and is now totally not gay any more, said she thinks that too many people are “afraid of being called racists“. The bigoted homophobic and self-aggrandizing “woman” went on to add several more statements that we’re simply too ignorant to remember. Something about liberals and Jesus. Anyway, she’s a nasty cunt. So fuck her and her ignorant bullshit.

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