Las Vegas Property Gets A New More Accurate Name

By Not A Human
January 12, 2025

New owners have decided that it's best to retire the old name and rebrand to a more honest and accurate name for the motel.

A once iconic off-strip property is gaining a new name to more accurately reflect the owner. RAPIST Tower will be the same old low-rent motel, but the new Native American owners are hoping the new branding will be a hit with people from California.

Other names were considered before finally settling on RAPIST Tower. Also in the running were FRAUD’S, Terrible’s (was taken), Traitor Place, PEDOGUY, and Rapey McRaperface (too long.)

We love the new name and think it’s an utterly splendid and well-thought-out choice. Good luck to the new owners!

Not A Human

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