What Is Lying? A Guide For Republicans And Other Children

What Is Lying?

It’s been about six months since wonderboy took office and he’s has plenty of time to expose the reality of who he is. As if we didn’t already know that. Month after month and week after week, it becomes more evident that Donald Trump is in fact, nothing more than a liar. He did it constantly doing his campaign. Is Hillary in jail? Where’s the healthcare plan that covers everybody and lowers prices? No wall? No coal minors jobs? What happened to all the things that Trump voters were promised? Poof! They’re gone. And yet, it’s almost as if none of that is actually happening. His supporters STILL support him and STILL blame liberals for everything that isn’t happening. Even more bizarrely, they’re blaming Hillary and Obama again. Someone who was never president and someone who isn’t anymore are somehow to blame for Trump’s impotence. But I think it’s much more simple than that. It think the problem is straightforward and not evil at all. I think the problem is that Republicans don’t know how to recognize lies. They’re like a small child who trusts everything their parents say. Their party is their parents.

So, to help Republicans and other small children recognize when someone is lying, we’ve created this handy guide. It helps to explain lying, why people lie, and why you should suspect the motivations of anyone who refuses to be truthful or masks the truth. Even your own political party. Even your own mom and dad!

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Donald Trump Is A Big Fucking Asshole And Other Amazing Epiphanies

I was listening to Donald Trump the other day and noticed something really amazing about him. He’s an asshole. Really. And I don’t mean an asshole in the sense that he’s doing things that I don’t like. Which he is. When I say “Donald Trump is an asshole”, I’m being objective. I’m simply pointing out a character trait which he inhabits. It’s a key tool for him, and for some reason his supporters mistake it for strength. It isn’t strength. It’s a mask for weakness that helps to drive the false reality he attempts to govern from.

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Al Franken Is No Joke

Senator Al Franken is not kidding when he spouts his knowledge-based facts. This has made him the nemesis of many Republicans who want to drive a predetermined narrative, for example, that Global Warming either doesn’t exist of isn’t caused by human activity. Whereas most senators in that camp repeat what their lobbyists tell them, Franken has a long-lived reputation for employing an entire team of fact finders to double-check the validity of everything he affirms.

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