Crying Nazi Does Not Like Being Called A Crying Nazi

Crying Nazi Does Not Like Being Called A Crying Nazi

We all pick up nicknames along the way. Some are based on something we always do, something we like far too much, and sometimes the nickname is based on notable characteristics or something we are famous or infamous for. Such is the case for Christopher Cantwell, The Crying Nazi. Mr Cantwell earned the name when he posted a video on social media proclaiming that he was afraid he was going to be arrested, and then started to cry like a little boy who had lost his favorite ball. The video, which is very entertaining for people who understand and appreciate irony, was seen and shared widely, earning him the well deserved nickname “The Crying Nazi”.

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Cubs Fan Scores Big When Governor Can’t Finish Ice Cream

A somewhat astonished Cubs fan was offered food by a passing stranger who turned out to be the nearly former governor of New Jersey. After having consumed a good portion of his 4th Super Sized Sundae, Christie decided it was time for some pizza instead. But rather than toss the mountain of ice cream remaining in his over-sized bowl, he offered what was left to a random fan by saying “You want some of this?”. The fan declined, however, and then ran up the stairs appearing to hold his stomach, and disappeared into the men’s room.

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Formerly Gay Man’s “Wife” Says Racism Is Totally Cool Now

Formerly Gay Man's Wife
In a monotonous uninspiring and nasally voice with a condescending tone, the wife of a formerly gay man who went through conversion therapy and is now totally not gay any more, said she thinks that too many people are “afraid of being called racists“. The bigoted homophobic and self-aggrandizing “woman” went on to add several more statements that we’re simply too ignorant to remember. Something about liberals and Jesus. Anyway, she’s a nasty cunt. So fuck her and her ignorant bullshit.

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GOP “Pro-life” Party Trying Desperately To Kill Off Those In Need

Not Even Human was the name we chose for this blog in the wake of Donald Trump Jr’s assertion that those who oppose his father “Aren’t even people”. “Not Even Human” describes the way we feel as people who don’t matter to the Republican establishment. It’s an excellent name for a blog that outlines how the GOP acts towards poor people and liberals in general. We’re not people. We’re not even human. How can we say that? Because it’s the only way you can explain how the GOP can promote a healthcare plan that literally kills people and call it an “improvement”.

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